The Right Now Survey

You like to obey, don't you?

How often do you do the things computers tell you?

Are you bored?

What advertisement do you see in the margin?

If you see one, would you ever need it?

How often are you on the internet?

How many computers do you have?

Where is the computer?

What color is the room?

Are you listening to music?

If so, what song?

Who is it by?

Are you singing to it?

Are you hungry?

What sounds really good right now?

Are you talking to anyone online or on the phone?

If so, who?

Do you like this person?

Are you a fast typer?

Are you a fast talker?

Can you multi-task?

What's the last survey you took?

How many surveys have you taken in the last day?

You didn't really like this survey, did you?

It did pass the time though, didn't it?