30 Halloween Questions Survey Response by Gremlin McDoogle

Is your birthday in October?
no

Do know someone who has a birthday in October?
yeet

Do you like the weather that comes in October?
yee

Do you still go trick or treating?
meeh

What is your favorite costume you have ever worn?
childs play

What will you be this year?
steve jobs

On a scale from 1 to 10 (10 being most liked) how much do you like haunted houses?
1000

What is your most memorable moment in a haunted house?
shitting my pants

Are you a person that flies out of the haunted house crying or laughing your head off?
with a stream of brown juice running down my leg

What's your favorite scary movie?
wasssssuuuupppp

Do you watch scary movies alone...and in the dark?
i watch with people who think they are alone

Do you like candy corn?
wass at?

Ever been pranked as a halloween joke? If so, what happened?
my father left me. prank still ongoing.

Have you ever pranked someone to give em' a good halloween scare? What prank did you pull?
i left my son. prank still ongoing

In a scary movie, would you be the one who goes to check out the freaky noise upstairs, or the one who is smart and runs? (Not that there are many people in movies who are smart enough to walk away from the direction the noise is coming from...it's what makes a movie a movie, right?)
i would stand still until i stop hocking a dookie

Do you and a group of friends get together and have scary movie marathons, staying up all night being scared?
what friends?

Do you go to corn mazes?
been there done that

If so, do you stick with the non-scary maze, or do you go for the haunted one?
meh

Going back in time, if you were given the chance to play in any scary movie, which one would you pick?
trolls

Do you like the bloody, gory, slasher, run for your life because you're about to get your throat cut open, movie? Or are you for the suspensful, not much blood type?
what difference does it make you pillock

Do you find movies like chucky, the puppet master, dolls, etc, extremely dumb?
no. only a little bit. okay quite a bit. maybe a bit more than a smidge. actually quite a lot.

Is it creepy to you that sometimes they use kid's toys as the murderers?
no. what do i do find creepy though is your attitude sir.

Are you into carving pumpkins?
if they are still breathing

Do you roast the seeds and then eat them?
dude thats gay

Have you ever been to a costume dance/party?
does an orgy count

What is the stupidist scary movie ever made, in your opinion?
probably the LEGO movie

What's the best scary movie ever made?
the social network

What's the last scary movie you went to see in theatres? Did you like it?
none of your business mate

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it was alright

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