55 If You Could Would You Questions Survey Response by Anonymous

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Would you go back in time?
Man, yes! I'd be worshipped as a fricken god! Or killed. Both are great.

Would you jump the president?
Damn right I would. Have you seen the dude? He belongs down here with me, but cast into the deepest pits.

Would you assasinate someone?
Hell yes. So entertaining.

Would you assasinate me for these stupid questions?
There are more trivial matters in the world to care about this.

Would you scare little kids senseless?
Yes. So much fun. I speak from experience. 10/10. Would recommend.

Would you buy a whole store? Which one?
Ugh Responsibility. I've already got a place to run.

Would you lick your own toe?
I aint that flexible.

Would you own a food store?
A food store where all the food belongs to me, yes. No way I'm sharing.

Would you dominate the world?
I'd like to say yes, but man, it'll be so boring without competition.

Would you murder Justin Bieber? If not, why?
Yes. He escaped. I am so sorry.

Would you tie your friend up so he/she would stop critizing you?
I criticise them. It's a two-way relationship here. We know what we signed up for.

Would you stalk your favorite celebrity? Who?
Stalking's such a strong word. I prefer 'making sure they're alright from a distance'.

Would you model everyone to be just like you?
Ew. No. I am the one and only.

Would you sing with Adam Lambert?
Ah yes, let everyone here my angelic dying whale voice. Truly melodic.

Would you make a useless product and be a billionaire?
Already have. It's called 'hope'. It's good for nothing really.

Would you go out of states? Possibly the whole world?
Damn right i would. See ya suckers.

Would you kill someone close?
Most likely. Depends on what they did and what's in it for me.

Would you hunt vampires, or become one of them?
I am the devil. I am better.

Would you kill off the goverment?
So much chaos...yes, yes I would.

Would you help the ocean?
Damn right I would. Pesky humans, ruining the earth. They do realise this is the only place where they can SURVIVE. Have fun dying.

Would you make Spongebob a girl?
No! I'm not against genders, I'm against manipulating childhood idols! What is this?!

Would you rule the world?
'Would you rule the world' and 'Would you dominate the world' are technically the same question sweety.

Would you put all your favorite celebrities in your house and never let them go?
That would be classified as 'kidnapping' and 'holding hostages'. Yeah, why not.

Would you have magical power?
I am a magical power. I am awesome.

Would you kiss your favorite celebrity? Who?
Kissy Kissy? Ew. No. Just lovingly stroke.

Would you redo Twilight?
I would undo Twilight.

Would you kidnap Robert Pattinson?
I would kidnap Cedric Diggory.

How about Taylor Lautner?
No way hosei

Would you touch Pattinson's Hair?
I would lovingly stroke Cedric Diggory's hair.

Would you live out your deepest fantasy?
It's a deepest fantasy fro a reason sweetheart.

Would you go out with ALL of the boys in your school?
ew ew ew ew ew no no no no kill me now.

Would you ride a Unicorn?
That thing would kill me because of my small, shrivelled, sinners heart.

How about eat one?
How about you chill a bit Lord Voldemort

Would you be president?
For, like, a week. Cause major damage. Laugh at the person who has to fix my mistakes.

Would you hunt down the guy who is destroying the ocean?
I will not rest until I have him/her in my grasp!! (Jokes on you humans, it's all of you).

Would you a different race?
'Would you a different race' ? I would a different race.

Would you be a animal? Which one?
I am a perfect creature thank you very much.

Would you run fast as a snail?
Wtf no.

Would you eat your own arm off?
Nah. Too bitter.

Would you do this and that?
No. I'd do that and this.

Would you get a new mom?
I would not get a mum.

A new dad?
Yes. My dad's a prick. Never takes time out to acknowledge me. It's hard work running this sin pool. A bit of appreciation would be nice.

Would you quit your job?
Alas, only I can manage my job. I would if I could, and i'd be sipping pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain.

Would you help save the environment?
I'd save every blade of grass if I could. Alas, humans.

Would you eat little kids? What about the annoying ones?
That is called cannabilsm and there's a special place for them where I work.

Would you eat 500 dollars?

Would you build a house?
Ugh. Effort. No.

Would you learn a foreign language?

Would you live your life without electricity?

Would you fix my grammer?

Would you tell all your friends you're a geek?

What about a nerd?

Would you join a nudist colony?

Would you steal something?

Would you kiss a stranger?

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