55 If You Could Would You Questions Survey Response by Payne

Would you go back in time?
Yes, but just for fun / to shake things up.

Would you jump the president?
Is it Donald Trump?

Would you assasinate someone?
Valor Morghulis

Would you assasinate me for these stupid questions?
Valor Doharis

Would you scare little kids senseless?
You mean they would lose ALL their senses? Tempting..

Would you buy a whole store? Which one?
Can I buy just half? 1/4? 3/16ths?? Umm... Toys R Us!

Would you lick your own toe?
I have before; nothing special.

Would you own a food store?
I would own a food empire.

Would you dominate the world?
Yes Pinky.

Would you murder Justin Bieber? If not, why?
No. He came from nothing and is an inspiration to many of what anyone can acheive if they work hard at something. I feel he is maturing and going in the right direction.

Would you tie your friend up so he/she would stop critizing you?
No, but I would do it for 'fun' if you know what I'm saying...

Would you stalk your favorite celebrity? Who?
I wouldn't stalk them but I would like to just hang out with Jack White for a day.

Would you model everyone to be just like you?
No. I enjoy everyone's individuality.

Would you sing with Adam Lambert?
Of course.

Would you make a useless product and be a billionaire?
I'd rather make a useful product and be a trillionaire.

Would you go out of states? Possibly the whole world?
I've been out of states, and yes I would travel the universe in my tardis.

Would you kill someone close?
Never.

Would you hunt vampires, or become one of them?
Possibly both.

Would you kill off the goverment?
I wouldn't kill, but rearranging it sounds good.

Would you help the ocean?
Yes ocean, I will help you by personally slapping everyone who contaminates you with a fish that died because of what they did.

Would you make Spongebob a girl?
No.

Would you rule the world?
Of course.

Would you put all your favorite celebrities in your house and never let them go?
That sounds a bit strange, how about let's all just hang out sometimes.

Would you have magical power?
Yes.

Would you kiss your favorite celebrity? Who?
No.

Would you redo Twilight?
Yes, but with adventure time characters.

Would you kidnap Robert Pattinson?
No, but I would play music with him.

How about Taylor Lautner?
No, but I would play video games with him.

Would you touch Pattinson's Hair?
Sure why not.

Would you live out your deepest fantasy?
I have, it's called Final Fantasy. That shit is deep.

Would you go out with ALL of the boys in your school?
Oh yeah baby.. Except I don't like boys / men and I'm not in school.

Would you ride a Unicorn?
Who the fuck wouldn't? They have no soul.

How about eat one?
Nope

Would you be president?
Seems anyone can be these days so sure, why not?

Would you hunt down the guy who is destroying the ocean?
Yes.

Would you a different race?
What?

Would you be a animal? Which one?
Liger.

Would you run fast as a snail?
Snails don't run.

Would you eat your own arm off?
No.

Would you do this and that?
I would do that and this.

Would you get a new mom?
Nope

A new dad?
Nope

Would you quit your job?
Nope

Would you help save the environment?
I do.

Would you eat little kids? What about the annoying ones?
Where the fuck did this question come from?

Would you eat 500 dollars?
Ok I'm worried about the person who wrote this.

Would you build a house?
Sure, a gingerbread house.

Would you learn a foreign language?
I have learned some of different foreign languages.

Would you live your life without electricity?
I have a few times in the past. It's doable.

Would you fix my grammer?
Grammar.

Would you tell all your friends you're a geek?
I am and they know it.

What about a nerd?
Yep.

Would you join a nudist colony?
Maybe.

Would you steal something?
Nope

Would you kiss a stranger?
Stranger Danger.

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