90 Tell The Truth Random Questions Survey Response by Albert

What would you do if a blind guy/girl started hitting on you?
Let my wife deal with her. LOL!

Single or Taken?
Very much taken.

Ever been in a fight?
Yes, when I was a teenager, I used to get into a lot of them. Since I grew up, though, I've never again been in one.

If so with who and did you win? And did you use your fists or a weapon?
Nobody wins when people fight. It's just douchey. Stop fighting!

Do you get in trouble for things you didn't do?
Who hasn't?

What would you do if you found out your bestfriend were gay?
Why do I have to do something? His gayness has nothing to do with me. We'd just keep hanging out like we do now.

Would you still hang out with them or ditch them and stop talking to them completely?
If you ditch someone over their sexual orientation, you weren't much of a friend to begin with.

If you could speak 3 different languages, what would they be?
I speak Spanish, English, French and Italian already. So, three others? I guess I'd want to learn Dutch, Portuguese and Cantonese?

What would you rather have been named? Or do you like your name?
I've always liked the names Jason and Casey for some reason. Maybe because I like horror movies and TMNT? LOL!

Country you've most wanted to visit?
I've visited a bunch already. My fave was Italy. Which country, of the ones I haven't visited, would I want to visit? Definitely Switzerland.

Would you hit your friend if you found out that he/she were going with your bf/gf?
Neither my friends nor my wife would ever do that to me, so it's a moot point.

You and your friends are bored? What do you do?
I don't know. Go somewhere and do something? Maybe a pub?

Do you find piercings/tattoos attractive?
I'm apathetic toward them. It's really what's inside the person that matters.

Are you addicted to anything?
Pizza ... definitely pizza!

What songs stuck in your head?
None at the moment. Please don't get one stuck in there.

Are you sporty or just pure lazy?
Sporty, most days.

When was the last time you went to a party?
My sister's birthday in November.

Was it any good?
Parties are always fun.

What is the point of life?
To be happy and enjoy the ride? I don't know.

Do you hate Twilight as much as I do?
Never seen it.

Who was the last person to make you laugh?
Me. I always crack myself up.

Ever had a prank go wrong?
No, but that sounds funny.

Ever tried to outrun a bus?
I wouldn't because I know I can't.

If you were to jump out of your bedroom window right now, would you get badly injured?
I live on the first floor of an apartment building, so no.

What's the stupidest thing you've done?
I don't know. I've done a lot of stupid things.

Do you wanna try sky diving? I know I do?
Why would I jump out of a perfectly good airplane? No, thank you!

Ever smart mouthed at a cop?
Yes, when I was younger.

Ever been held in jail for a night?
Can't say I have.

If so what could you have possibly done?
I haven't.

Wanna try bungee jumping?
That's fun. I've done it before.

One word to descibe yourself?
Adventurous

To describe your friends?
Humorous

What do you think is at the bottom of the rainbow?
Hopefully, my pot of gold?

Would you save a child if it meant possibly being killed yourself?
No

What do you have planned for the weekend?
Valentine's Day romantic outing with the wifey.

Would you talk to a stranger on the internet?
I have before. Why not? Wouldn't meet up with them, though.

What's on your mind right now?
How many questions in am I?

You wake up as the opposite sex, what's the first thing you do?
Have some fun with myself?

When you look in a mirror just after waking up, what thought runs through your head?
Sooo many white hairs. Stop aging already!

Are you hungry? I know I am?
A little bit.

Turn around, what do you see?
Downtown

Can you lick your elbow?
Don't know - never tried it, and not starting now.

Ever been attacked by a dog?
I'd kick the f****r!

What do you think of weddings?
Mine was great. Big fan.

If you could make anyone disappear, who would it be?
Alex C.

Do you have an interesting scar?
Ohhhh, yeah!

If so, how'd you get it?
Can't tell you that story. Too private.

Ever dated someone you didn't find attractive in the least?
Nope

Have you ever had a 'kick me' sign stuck to your back and didn't know?
I'm sure.

Did you ever begged your parents for a pony when you were little?
I grew up in the hood. Where would we put it?

Something you regret?
Showing up to work this morning.

Last concert you went to?
Roger Waters

Who is the last person that made you cry?
My mom? I don't know, it's been a long time.

Do you actually believe that Alaska is covered in snow?
I've been there. It's not. At least, not always.

Type your name, only using your elbow!
No

Are you purposely irratating?
Can be.

If you were another person, would you be friends with you?
Hell yeah, I would!

Ever lost anything down the toilet?
Poops

What comes to mind when I say 'CABBAGE'?
... Patch Kids.

If you were walking down a street and somebody sprayed you with water, what would you do?
Spray them back.

Have you had any broken bones?
Many

Do you know all the words to your National Anthem?
Yes

Ever crawled through somebody elses window?
No

If you were a crayon, what colour would you be?
Green

Do you find Russell Brand funny or irratating? Or both?
Irritating

Have you ever sat down in a chair but fell to the floor, only to find that someone pulled out your chair on purpose?
When I was younger.

Do things like that still amuse you when they happen to other people?
No, I help those folks up and get angry with the person who did it.

Did you know that twinkle twinkle little star and the alphabet have the same rhyme?
I've heard that before.

Did you just sing them to make sure?
Nope

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever licked?
You're kinda obsessed with licking, you know that?

Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
Yes

In your opinion, what is the best lollipop flavour?
Sour Apple

How long does it take you to get ready to go out?
30 seconds

Would you rather be able to fly for a day or be invisible for a day?
Flying would do me more good, so probably be invisible. LOL!

When’ s the last time you showered?
This morning.

If you didnt shower for 3 days do you think you would smell?
If I didn't shower for one, I'd smell. After three, I'd straight-up reek!

Do you sleep in a single or double bed?
In a queen bed.

Who’s car were you last in that wasn’t family?
You mean, other than mine? Um, probably Anthony's?

Are they a good driver in your opinion?
Not bad.

Would you rather have a pet Ostrich or a pet Sheep?
Ostrich's are vicious. I'll take a sheep.

Do fish make good pets?
No

What colour is you hair?
Brown

Is that your natural hair colour?
Yes

Do you have any weird phobias?
I'm not a big fan of latex or rubber bands.

Do you have a crush on anyone?
My wife... and Katrina Bowden.

Are you a happy person?
Generally

Do you sing like no-one is watching/listening?
Always!

Do you swear often?
Quite frequently.

What do you think of your friends?
Bunch of jerks! LOL!

Last but not least, what's your name?
Albert

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