70 Random Questions About You Survey Response by Jon

If you woke up as the opposite sex, whats the first thing you would do?
Scream.

Are you addicted to anything?
Procrastinating.

What do you see in a guy/girl?
Nothing. Never dated.

Has an animal ever attacked you?
Yes, a spider monkey.

When was the last time someone made you laugh really hard?
A few hours ago.

Do you find piercings/tattoos attractive?
Sometimes, but it's easy to go overboard.

What's the weirdest thing you've ever licked?
A slug.

When you wake up, what's the first thought that runs through your head?
"Dammit. Still didn't die in my sleep."

Do you actually believe Alaska is covered in snow?
Alaska is a myth.

Are you ever purposely irritating?
Only on days that end in "y."

Would you ever play strip poker?
Sure, with the right players. ;)

If you could make someone disappear, who would it be?
Mike Pence. Trump will bring himself down, but Pence is a holy terror.

Look behind you, what do you see?
My reflection in the window.

What's your fav thing about the opposite sex?
I don't have a favorite trait that is unique to either sex.

What's the most important thing to you?
Being safe.

What would you be doing right now if you were kicked off your computer?
Go to bed.

How do you spend your weekends?
Sleeping, futzing around the house, watching television, and surfing the internet.

Who do you want to be with right now?
No one.

Are you fun to hang with?
Meh. I have my moments, I guess.

What country would you love to visit?
Sweden.

What's on your mind right now?
This quiz.

When was the last time you went to a good party?
I have never gone to a good party.

Fav song?
"Around the World" by Aqua.

Can you lick your elbow?
Nope.

If you jumped out your bedroom window right now, how injured would you be?
Not at all.

What would you do if your bf/gf cheated on you with your best friend?
Dunno. Never had a bf/gf.

Do you like anyone you can't have?
I ONLY like people I can't have.

Do you dance even without music?
I don't dance even WITH music.

Does anyone tease you cause of your name?
As a kid but not anymore.

What song is stuck in your head right now?
"Around the World" by Aqua. You just asked about this seven questions ago.

What's your darkest secret?
I once [redacted] a [redacted].

What do you think is at the end of the rainbow?
There is no end to a rainbow. It's a circle.

If a blind guy/girl started hitting on you, what would you do?
Probably wouldn't even notice.

What was the last concert you want to?
Parliament/Funkadelic.

Do you speak your mind?
Sometimes. Most of the time I can't be bothered.

Can you handle the truth?
Probably not but lay it on me anyway.

What would you do if someone random on the street came up to you and started hitting on you?
Tell them I wasn't interested and extricate myself from their presence as swiftly as possible.

Ever been caught naked?
Not that I can remember.

Ever been in a fight?
Yes.

If so did you win?
Yes.

Have you ever cheated on your bf/gf?
Never had a bf/gf to cheat on.

Done anything illegal lately?
Lately? No...

Name the most stupidest thing you've ever done?
It's hard to narrow it down to just one.

Would you talk to someone you don't know on the internet?
Sure.

Ever been in trouble for something you didn't do?
Yes.

Ever done anything stupid towards a cop?
Yes.

Have you ever been in an accident of some sort?
Yes.

If yes, may I ask what the accident was? (You don't have to answer this if you don't want to)
Hit by a car as a kid, couple of rear-end collisions, and one run-in with an intransigent telephone pole.

Have you lied to your parents about where you've been or going?
Yes.

Ever had a prank turn out wrong? (and I don't mean the person dying or anything like that)
Yes.

Would you send money to a starving family in another country?
Yes.

Are you hungry?
No.

If you could speak another language, what would it be?
Swedish.

One word to describe yourself?
Geek.

To describe your friends?
Geeks.

What's the last present you've received?
Gift card.

What would you rather have as a name?
Blake Storm.

Any siblings?
No.

Are you a sporty kind of person or do you like to lay around and do nothing but watch tv or sit at the computer?
Lay around and do nothing, please.

Could you outrun a bus?
Yes.

You and your friends are bored. What do you do?
Play Dungeons & Dragons.

Who hates Twilight as much as I do?
*raises hand*

What's your middle name?
Robert

What's your fav website?
Probably Facebook based on how much I use it.

Single or Taken?
Single.

Good or Bad kisser?
Dunno. Never kissed anyone.

What would you do if the world were coming to an end?
Die.

Biggest regret ever?
Pretty much my whole life is one big regret...

Would you have givin into peer pressure?
Probably not. I don't give a shit about other people's opinions.

Last but not least. What's your name?
Captain Stabbin'

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