15 Tough Life Questions Survey Response by Baron of the Mole People

Have you ever smoked?
Yes.

Have you been caught doing something bad?
Who hasn't?

Have the police ever written you a ticket?
Yes.

Have you been to the police station?
I've visited, never been arrested.

Have you been to jail?
I've visited, never been incarcerated.

Whats the most crazy trouble you have been in?
I tend to be good at getting out of trouble. Nothing of note here.

Do you hate the people who got you in to trouble?
Hate? No, mostly just dumb people not knowing any better.

Whats it like at your house?
I live there with my kid and others visit occasionally.

Have you ever thought of running away?
All the time, but again, who doesn't? Everyone's got responsibilities.

How do you think you would live on the streets?
I wouldn't. I've planned financially for many outcomes and wouldn't end up there. If for some reason I was in a crisis position I would chose the wilderness over the streets for survival and would likely live semi-comfortably.

Could you even live without your cell phone?
Absolutely. I wish I (or anyone in this day-and-age) could have a life and a job without one. It's a societal requirement, not a personal one.

How long could you go without food?
The average human can go about 3 weeks without food. I'm probably there + or - a few days.

Would you be able to live in the cold?
Absolutely, I live pretty far north already.

What do you think jail would be like?
Depends on the jail. I would relish the chance to catch up on reading and have a lot of time to myself, but if the jail is more communal and gang controlled and time in the lunch room and yard is loosely monitored/ mandatory then I might stand a chance to get on someone's bad side and get shanked. It totally depends on the jail.

Whats the most outragoius thing you thought about doing?
Who the hell knows. Maybe assassinating a public figure, I don't know.

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