Questions That You Thought You Would Never Be Asked Survey Response by Help a bro out

If a blind woman/man started hitting on you, what would you do?
Respect their disabilities and talk to them like a normal person

If your dog peed on your crushes leg, would you be embarassed?
Yes? Who wouldn't be?

If you had to chose what your mother would wear for the rest of her life, would you?
No, I don't care

If your best-friend told you that she was going to get a new haircut, that you thought was ugly, would you try to tell her not to?
I would tell her that I love it

Do you believe in abortion? Why or why not?
Yes, the rights of women should override the "rights" of a literal fucking LENTIL that will ruin her life or emotional/physical health.

If you were outside and a red car drove by and started shooting up your block while little children were playing outside, would you save the children if it meant possibly killing yourself?
Nah, they're already gone. It's a car. Car go fast. Me no go fast.

If you were walking on the street and you saw a homeless man sitting on a cardboard box, would you give him some money if you had just gotten your paycheck? Or would you keep walking?
Yeah because I'm not a total piece of shit

What would you do if you found out your best-friend stole one of your mom's diamond necklaces?
My mom has no diamond necklaces. But hypothetically, I would ask them why they did it and get it back

If you had a chance to make $200, only, buy stripping for truckers on a corner, would you?
No, I have a phobia of getting fucking raped, kidnapped, and murdered

If you get into a fight, or think you might, do you throw the first punch?
No, I'd try and talk my way out, amd if it got physical, I'd try to get help and dodge the other person

If yes, did you know that if you throw the first punch and they person you hit would call the police, you could get a big fine, or arrested?
Yes, I did know that

Would you smoke if it meant getting $30, or do you smoke anyways?
I might hit a juul once for 30$. I don't want to get addicted and I have asthma so I don't want to take too many risks

What would you do if somebody that you didn't know mentioned something about possibly killing themselves?
Talk to them, tell a trusted official about their problem

Would you run down the street naked if it meant earning $150?
No, I am insecure about my body

Do you consider yourself daring? Tell me of one experience that would prove that you are daring.
Yes, I jumped off a cliff

If the war in Iraq, became an actual war where America was fighting against Iraq, would you join to help our nation?
If I needed to. Like, if I was in need of money or shelter because with this economy, we millenials and below are pretty much fucked when it comes to owning a home or car unless you are rich

Do you speak your mind? Or do you just keep it to yourself?
I speak my mind if need be but I know when to keep my trap shut

Would you ever join a gang because you liked the way that they protected their members and the members families?
No, I don't want to get arrested, killed, or addicted to hardcore drugs

If you had a chance to go speak to troubled kids, maybe like yourself, and help turn their lives around, would you?
Probably, I want people to be their best self and not fall into a dismal suffering punctated with drugs and sex and children they can't care for because they can't even care for themselves.

When it comes down to it, do you think you should get more respect or should your family?
I am the most woke member of my family, except for my uncle, so I guess my uncle showld get more respect. (consisting of my mom, my twin brother, and sometimes my marine uncle). But anyways, shouldn't t'all respect everyone equally? Everything would by more idyllic in that kind of situation

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