20 Have You Ever Questions Survey Response by immature third grader

Here are the survey answers for 20 Have You Ever Questions Survey taken by immature third grader

Have you ever had stitches?
in my PENIS

Have you ever been jumped?
see above.

Have you ever jumped off a cliff into water?
using my penis

Have you ever eaten snails?
see above

Have you ever fallen in love?
with my penis

Have you ever done something you regretted for the rest of your life?
cut off my penis

Have you ever ordered something on Ebay and never received it?
a new penis

Have you ever had your cell phone stolen?
no

Have you ever fallen out of a tree?
onto my penis

Have you ever broken a bone?
in my penis

Have you ever had a real broken heart?
no but i had a broken penis

Have you ever taken piano lessons?
its hard to play piano with your penis

Have you ever been caught doing something you told everyone you would never do?
penis stuff

Have you ever had to choose between your best friend and your boyfriend/girlfriend?
boyfriend cuz he had a penis

Have you ever found $100 somewhere besides someones wallet or purse?
NOPE

Have you ever had anyone close to you betray you?
my own penis

Have you ever been sunburned so bad that when someone touched you, you cried?
just guess where

Have you ever had a virus on your computer and blamed it on the person who was on after you?
my penis isnt considered a person

Have you ever traveled across the country by car?
no but ive done it by penis

Have you ever been to Mexico?
only my penis