100 Fun Questions Survey Response by Rat295

Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Open

Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
Yes

Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
Out

Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
Of course why wouldnt I

Do you like to use post-it notes?
Fuck no

Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
Hell yes fuck those damn boomers

Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
Bear because im a professional retard

Do you have freckles?
No

Do you always smile for pictures?
I dont even take them

What is your biggest pet peeve?
Dog

Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
No Im not a creepy cunt

Have you ever peed in the woods?
Yes the fish love it

What about pooped in the woods?
No

Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
No

Do you chew your pens and pencils?
Yes

How many people have you slept with this week?
Yes

What size is your bed?
Yes

What is your Song of the week?
None

Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
Yes, its just a fucking colour

Do you still watch cartoons?
Yes

Whats your least favorite movie?
Justice league

Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
In my bank account

What do you drink with dinner?
Water

What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Some oil just to flex on fat fucks

What is your favorite food?
Sand, i live in africa

What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
Spiderman with miles morales

Last person you kissed/kissed you?
Yes

Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
Yes i was both

Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
No i would be considered a terrorist after blinding so many people

When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
Never

Can you change the oil on a car?
Yes

Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
12

Ran out of gas?
No my car runs on fear of crashing

Favorite kind of sandwich?
The one with cat meat

Best thing to eat for breakfast?
Food

What is your usual bedtime?
I have sleep problems

Are you lazy?
No or else i wouldn't even do this fucking quiz

When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
Myself, i scared alot of people that way, i even got visited by the cops

What is your Chinese astrological sign?
Ching Chong

How many languages can you speak?
2

Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
No i aint a fag

Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
Lincoln logs sound kinda gay

Are you stubborn?

Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
Leno is my nigga

Ever watch soap operas?
No

Afraid of heights?
No

Sing in the car?
No

Dance in the shower?
No

Dance in the car?
No

Ever used a gun?
Perhaps

Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
Never im too ugly

Do you think musicals are cheesy?
Yes very fucking weird also

Is Christmas stressful?
Yes because at a random tile in the night some far fuck breaks in and exchanges my cookies with coal without my permissions

Ever eat a pierogi?
Tf

Favorite type of fruit pie?
Cream

Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
Dead

Do you believe in ghosts?
Why

Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
We all have

Take a vitamin daily?
No

Wear slippers?
Yes

Wear a bath robe?
No

What do you wear to bed?
Nothing

First concert?
Never went to 1

Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
Pricemart

Nike or Adidas?
Bootleg

Cheetos Or Fritos?
Tortillas

Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Sunflower seeds

Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
No

Ever take dance lessons?
No i like my dignity

Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
Drugs

Can you curl your tongue?
No

Ever won a spelling bee?
I came pretty fucking close but some 11 year ood cunt jad to spell 4 letter words and i had to spell 8 to 10 letter words, i learnt alot of new words

Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
No thats counter-productive

Own any record albums?
I wish

Own a record player?
No im not old

Regularly burn incense?
No i aint a hindu

Ever been in love?
Yes

Who would you like to see in concert?
The chainsmokers

What was the last concert you saw?
None

Hot tea or cold tea?
Coffee

Tea or coffee?
Coffee

Sugar or snickerdoodles?
Sugar i dont know what the fucker is a snickerdoodle

Can you swim well?
No

Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
Yes

Are you patient?
No

DJ or band, at a wedding?
None im gonna die alone

Ever won a contest?
No

Ever have plastic surgery?
No

Which are better black or green olives?
Fuck the olives wheres the mushroom

Can you knit or crochet?
None

Best room for a fireplace?
The kitchem

Do you want to get married?
Yes

If married, how long have you been married?
Yes

Who was your HS crush?
Yes

Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
Nah

Do you have kids?
No

Do you want kids?
No

Whats your favorite color?
Blue

Do you miss anyone right now?
Yes

Did you watch, Next Great American Band on FOX?
No

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