100 Fun Questions Survey Response by Dudley DoWrong

Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
closed. don't want the monkeys to escape

Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
sometimes. but i'm bald so i just do it for spite

Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
OUT. sheesh

Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
yes, but i don't know why. boredom?

Do you like to use post-it notes?
yes. i wrote my will on them & papered my garage with them

Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
sometimes. i sometimes lose focus

Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
bees, because i think i can talk them out of it.

Do you have freckles?
no. well maybe on parts of me i can't see. so maybe

Do you always smile for pictures?
no, not always

What is your biggest pet peeve?
people who hurt animals & the environment. and trump, don't forget trump

Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
yes. OCD

Have you ever peed in the woods?
yes

What about pooped in the woods?
no. now pants....well that's a different story altogether

Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
no. no--because i never, ever dance

Do you chew your pens and pencils?
no

How many people have you slept with this week?
zero. but two male dogs, we're just friends

What size is your bed?
full, technically. but with the dogs it's more the size of a cot. a small cot.

What is your Song of the week?
ummm.....which week?

Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
yes. that's a HELL yes

Do you still watch cartoons?
hell yes

Whats your least favorite movie?
ummm......

Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
in my checking account

What do you drink with dinner?
water

What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
nothing. don't ruin perfection

What is your favorite food?
pizza. duh

What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
odd couple, snatch, bullitt, mr. blandings builds his dream house (really great movie)

Last person you kissed/kissed you?
my son. yes really

Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
boy scout---very briefly. they kicked me out before i got a uniform. alone again sigh......

Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
yes anytime. but i don't think you'll be impressed..........

When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
4 years ago. to my dying brother in law. it arrived to his home one day late.i no longer write letters

Can you change the oil on a car?
yes

Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
oh yes

Ran out of gas?
no

Favorite kind of sandwich?
italian sub, reuben, patty melt. all good & all at once. oh, and a Monte Cristo

Best thing to eat for breakfast?
cold pizza, cold fried chicken. breakfast of champions & those who KNOW how to eat

What is your usual bedtime?
when i'm sleepy

Are you lazy?
sometimes, yes. okay, a lot yes

When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
a bum, then a hobo, then a tramp. then i grew up & realized my dreams.

What is your Chinese astrological sign?
dog

How many languages can you speak?
one. barely

Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
no. unless 'Tigerbeat' counts.then yes

Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
legos, dude. the L logs are sooo 1950's

Are you stubborn?
i'm not telling you

Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
carson. and it's not even close.

Ever watch soap operas?
'mary hartman, mary hartman' & 'soap'. both great. look 'em up.

Afraid of heights?
yes. and they're afraid of me. mexican stand-off

Sing in the car?
always. seriously ALWAYS

Dance in the shower?
no. don't dance anywhere

Dance in the car?
well yeah, i do dance in the car

Ever used a gun?
no. baseball bat is my weapon of choice

Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
1975. HS graduation portrait

Do you think musicals are cheesy?
yes, except 'the music man'. cuz we got trouble...right here in river city

Is Christmas stressful?
no, because i ignore xmas

Ever eat a pierogi?
hell yes. last week. potatoe & cheese

Favorite type of fruit pie?
is chicken pot pie considered a fruit?

Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
a runway model or a bookie. im still growing up

Do you believe in ghosts?
yes. and they believe in me. we cool

Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
yes. and Jamais-vu or veja du. it's the opposite & it's scary. look it up

Take a vitamin daily?
no. that involes effort

Wear slippers?
no. does anyone??

Wear a bath robe?
same as above

What do you wear to bed?
my skin

First concert?
Firesign Theater. yes really

Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
Target, the wal-mart for liberals

Nike or Adidas?
sandals or barefoot.

Cheetos Or Fritos?
neither. gross

Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
both great, but lean towards peanuts

Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
no. thank heaven. have they ever heard of me?

Ever take dance lessons?
yes. six weeks of lessons for the 'first dance' at our wedding. we're divorced. and never danced again

Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
see above. no more dancing or marrying of any kind

Can you curl your tongue?
yes. thats why she married me

Ever won a spelling bee?
yes, aktjually

Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
haven't cried since i was two, so...no. and haven't been happy since i was two, either

Own any record albums?
lots. and you'll have to pry them from my cold, dead fingers

Own a record player?
yes. see above. but i call it a stereo. go figger

Regularly burn incense?
never. who does? hippies?

Ever been in love?
sadley, i now don't think so. lust? yes? infatuation? yes. love...don't think so

Who would you like to see in concert?
the beatles. hey, you asked

What was the last concert you saw?
frank zappa

Hot tea or cold tea?
both nice, it's situational

Tea or coffee?
coffee

Sugar or snickerdoodles?
they are two completely different fish

Can you swim well?
yes. and out of the well as well

Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
yes, can't everybody? is that a prerequsite?

Are you patient?
hell no. next question

DJ or band, at a wedding?
band. a very corny half to fully drunk band. with guitars AND horns. fabulous

Ever won a contest?
no. never entered one either. touche'

Ever have plastic surgery?
no, just the plain old regular type

Which are better black or green olives?
tough choice cuz both good. i like to mix 'em to psyche my brain out

Can you knit or crochet?
I WISH

Best room for a fireplace?
kitchen, because then it could do double duty as a stove

Do you want to get married?
0 for 2 on that one, bub. never again. i've done enough damage for 2 lives

If married, how long have you been married?
number one: 20 years. number two: 10 years. i see a trend, do you?

Who was your HS crush?
Katrina Riley. she's black, i'm white, small midwestern town in the 1970's. it was not destined to grow past my crush on her sadly.

Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
if i cried & threw a fit, i'd get hit. so....no on that one.

Do you have kids?
yes. and they have me. we like it that way

Do you want kids?
oh HELL no. never again.

Whats your favorite color?
green, because of trees---not money

Do you miss anyone right now?
Madaline Kahn & Phil Hartman. I really miss them both. oh, and JFK too

Did you watch, Next Great American Band on FOX?
no. what the hell is that? no, don't tell me cuz i'm not interested

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