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Do you sleep in your bra?No. I sleep in your bra
Do you enjoy drama?I enjoy trama.
Are you a girly girl?It depends, do girly girls burn down entire orphanages?
Last person you hugged?My crack dealer.
Small or big handbags?Big black dicks... I mean handbags.
Do you think you’re conceited?What the fuck happened to the "you're"?
Do you dress up on Halloween?I layer myself in jizz. Does that count?
Are you double jointed?Yes, I do smoke joints sometimes.
Where is the weirdest place you have slept?In my mom.
Has anyone touched/smacked your butt ?Yes, God has. I am his bitch. Along with Jesus.
Last person you hung out with?Kim Jong-Un. What an interesting fellow.
Do you call anybody by their last name?Yes, I call myself by my last name.
How many guys will read this just because it says Lady Survey?What? I'm not a guy! That's crazy! Who would do that? Uhhhh...
Do you wear makeup?I wear cum.
Ever cried at a movie theater?Yes, while I was blowing the usher, I started to tear up.
Can you put on mascara without opening your mouth?Yes, I can put on mascara without opening my legs. It's just hard, that's all.
Do you think Ryan Sheckler is cute?Who the fuck is Ryan Sheckler?
Eyeliner or Mascara?Semen.
Louis Vuitton or Dooney?I don't know who either of those are.
Heels or sneakers?Tampons.
Straight or curly hair?I keep my pussy hair straight.
Hoops or dangling earings?Dangling earings on my nipples and pussy.
Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?I prefer no haired guys. I fuck cancer patients.
Are you currently frustrated with a guy?Not any more. I killed him, after torturing him and his family. Then I fucked all of the corpses.
Do you have a best friend?Yes. Her name is Tiffany, and I talk to her a lot, and after we go to the mall and get manicures, I rape her in the alleyway.
Have you ever had your heart broken?Yes, I had to get a quadruple bipass surgery.
Do you like your life?Yeah, life is fun! And I have huge tits!
Has your ex boyfriend ever gone out with one of your friends?No, I murdered all of my ex boyfriends.
Ever walked into the guys bathroom?Yes. Then, I went into one of the stalls and blew a guy.
Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?What clothes?
Would you ever tell someone you loved them even though you didn't mean it?No. There's too much jizz in my mouth for me to be able to speak.
Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?No, I have slapped them in the cock before, though. Many times.
Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?Sleep? I stay up all night, like Samara from "The Ring".
Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?Mind? What mind?
Do you believe in the saying once a cheater, always a cheater?Pussy.
Have you ever had a good feeling about something?My beaver.
Do you ever wish you were famous?I am a famous porn star.
Are you currently missing someone?I am missing deez nuts.
Contacts or Glasses?Glasses made of semen.
Funny or Serious?Both. In my pussy.
Romantic or Daredevil?Both. In my beaver
Cute or Hot?Both. In my ovaries.
Long Hair or Short Hair? Both. In my vag.
Good Dancer or Good Singer?Both. Into my hole.
Basketball Player or Football Player?Both. On my testicles.
Why isn't ice hockey ever a choice?Harder daddy!
Smoker or Non-smoker?Anal.
Has a Motorcycle or Has a Sports Car?What ever is easier to run little kids over with.
Summer, Winter, Spring or Fall?I put out all year round.
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