Which Villain Sidekick Are You?

Every great villain needs an unforgettable right-hand. Are you the brains, the brawn, the chaos, or the charm? Answer 10 quick questions to reveal your ultimate villain-sidekick vibe.

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Question 1 of 10

Your villain boss calls a last-minute mission. What’s your first move?

Draft a step-by-step plan with backup routes and timing.

Throw together a wild distraction and see what happens.

Gear up, secure the perimeter, and watch everyone’s back.

Make a few calls, charm a guard, and slip inside unnoticed.

Question 2 of 10

Pick your lair job title.

Chief of Schemes and Scheduling

Director of Shenanigans

Head of Security and Heavy Lifting

Agent of Infiltration and Intel

Question 3 of 10

Choose your signature tool.

A holographic map and a stack of contingency plans.

Glitter smoke bombs and a pocket full of pranks.

Reinforced gauntlets and a portable shield.

A disguise kit and a universal keycard cloner.

Question 4 of 10

How do you make your grand exit?

A perfectly timed blackout followed by a clean escape route.

Confetti cannons, a trapdoor, and laughter echoing behind you.

Bust through the obstacle and carry the team to safety.

Melt into the crowd like you were never there.

Question 5 of 10

Pick your go-to pick-me-up.

Precision pour-over coffee with a productivity playlist.

A mystery-flavor energy drink and a spontaneous dance break.

Protein latte with extra shots and a calm stretch.

A tiny, perfect espresso and a whispered plan.

Question 6 of 10

Your pep talk in one line:

Stick to the plan. We’ve got this.

Let’s wing it and make it legendary!

I’m with you. Nothing gets past us.

Follow my lead. They’ll never see it coming.

Question 7 of 10

Choose a mascot for the crew.

A mechanical raven that scouts and records.

A raccoon in a cape with a sticker collection.

A steadfast bulldog with a shiny collar.

A sleek black cat that always finds secret doors.

Question 8 of 10

The hero crashes the party. What’s your move?

Trigger decoys and reroute them into a maze.

Turn the floor into a slip-n-slide of chaos.

Stand your ground and stall while the team escapes.

Distract with smooth talk and send them the wrong way.

Question 9 of 10

At the team celebration, you’re most likely to:

Organize an escape-room challenge with puzzles galore.

Start a surprise dance-off and spray confetti.

Man the grill and make sure everyone’s fed and happy.

Work the room, gather intel, and make new allies.

Question 10 of 10

Pick your signature catchphrase.

Calculated. Coordinated. Complete.

Chaos, but make it stylish.

I’ve got you. Move together.

Relax. I’m already inside.