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You have the opportunity to destroy your nemesis but it will result in the loss of all that you have created so far. |
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Screw it. There will always be other opportunities
Take it. They are too powerful to let go, and you will have ample time to rebuild.
There will be many opportunities in the future as there were in the past. This planet is nothing anyways. Kill the heroes.
Pull back and wait. Plot in annoyance.
Kill him, that was your plan anyways.
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An old ally becomes good and joins the heroes. What do you do? |
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Wait. You will destroy him one day. First you need a good plan and time.
Curse them from your stronghold. They will die soon enough anyways.
Destroy him and everything he loves! Consume his world!
Set your minions to destroy him.
Kill him. Enjoy it.
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The time has come to realize your goals. What are they? |
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Rule the planet of course. A man like you deserves it.
Remake the planet according to your own designs.
To destroy this world and all others with it! To consume everything!
To ensure that you and your kind will rule the world where they belong.
Kill people, and your rival. Preferably at the same time!
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You clash with another villain, and beat him. How do you do so? |
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With your mind. You set traps and move chess pieces. He never knew what hit him.
Sheer power, and lots of epic minions.
Overwhelming Power and destructive capabilities as he has never seen before!
Clever plans and Powerful minions.
Alone, with some handy tricks and unfair play.
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You and your buddies are playing poker, do you cheat? |
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No need. The math is simple really.
Yes, and as often as possible too.
No, it is a trivial game compared to what is coming.
Yes, of course. Anything to win.
There are rules?
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You must team up with another villain, one you cannot trust in the least, for a short time. What precautions do you take? |
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All of them, and then some. Hopefully you can take him down in the end. He was too much competition anyways.
Too few, you trust in your own strength instead.
Eat him at the end. He cannot stop you anyways.
Betray him first, of course.
Kill him, and then kill everybody else too.
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High school sucks. Why? |
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What are you talking about? I was the school president and everybody loved me.
You weren't in control of the classes like you should have been. This is why the teacher kicked you out. You kept trying to lead the students in rebellion.
The cafeteria never served enough food.
Your peers were not the popular crowd like they should have been.
Nobody shared your sense of humour!
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As a child your favourite activity was to... |
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Manipulate others into doing what you wanted.
Destroy the well constructed sandcastles of your peers. They weren't built by you, they have no right to exist.
Wipe out advanced civilizations during your bedtime snack.
Discuss the world with you friend and one day rival.
Mix the chemicals you found under the sink and apply it to your neighbors cat.
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You have the heroes at your mercy, do you monologue? |
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How else will they know that you are better?
No, but perhaps they can fit into my plans somehow. Let's wait awhile and see. In the mean time, torture them.
Kill them. Give the monologue as an after dinner discussion.
Naturally. After I ensure that they are helpless.
Yes, with as many jokes and ironic witticisms as possible.
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You have achieved your goals. Now what? |
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Sit back and enjoy what you have achieved. You are always ready to protect it though.
Bask in your own glory and raise your fist to the heavens. You are coming for God next.
There is nothing left. Starve for eternity.
Begin to construct this glorious new civilization!
Find another city full of living people and law makers.
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