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You meet up with a friend for a night out, and they don't look so good. They seem tired, sad, lost. Your reaction is: |
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Put your arm around them and comfort them. You make sure their evening is nice, quiet and cozy.
Feign interest at whatever their problem is, but if they can't keep up with you then you ditch them.
Discreetly ask if they are alright. If they aren't up to a night out you can always go to a gallery opening and stand mysteriously alone, considering the pieces of art.
Try to cheer them up immediately with loud jokes and silliness. You hope this works, because you really don't have any other solutions.
Slap them sort of hard across the face and tell them they look like a pansy. This ought to snap them out of it.
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| 2. |
You are playing poker, and there's sort of a lot of money on the table. Your strategy is: |
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Use your soft, easy charm to win people over, and then hope they let you win.
Act incompetent, and then floor everyone with a great hand.
You don't play your hand. You play the man across from you.
You ask the stranger next to you seductively if they could explain to you what cards are good, because you have NO idea.
Bluff. Raise whenever possible. Use poker lingo you picked up from TV. When you lose, sulk or throw a fit.
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| 3. |
You are short on cash, and the bills are stacking up. You: |
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Use your natural kindness to land a job at a bookstore.
Call up friends and family, tell them funny stories and ask them interested questions, then smoothly transition into a request for money.
You are something of a jack of all trades, and you know people. You can find a position as a law clerk or embassy worker until this all blows over.
You take modeling jobs. Failing that, you see if there are any music videos that need crazy, scantily-clad party-goers.
You load trucks. You consider mugging somebody, but then you remember your buddy Steve who got mugged and you get too angry to go through with it.
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| 4. |
What's your favorite movie? |
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Casablanca
Weekend at Bernie's
Casino Royale
Any comedy that you don't have to think too much about
Tie between Die Hard and anything starring Rob Schneider
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| 5. |
You see a homeless man begging for change. You: |
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Give him all you can spare.
Maybe give him a little, if you're in the right mood.
Unfortunately, you don't have time to stop. Hopefully he can find an adequate shelter.
Try to make him smile. That's as good as money, right? But don't touch him, ew!
Punch him. He looked at you wrong.
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| 6. |
Your night usually ends: |
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At 9:00 PM.
At 4:00 AM, with friends.
It varies -- you can stay alert if you need to be up late, though.
Happily. Breezily. You let the night carry you wherever it needs to.
When you black out.
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| 7. |
Your favorite food is: |
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Hot noodle soup.
Pizza.
Duck L'orange.
Whatever can be delivered to the pool.
Beer is food, right? Okay, then beer.
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| 8. |
You are most scared by: |
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Loneliness.
Boredom.
You are usually actually pretty cool under pressure.
No A/C!
Big words.
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| 9. |
Your favorite fictional character is: |
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Mother Goose.
Tom Green. Wait.
Mr. Darcy.
You don't need books or movies or TV. You're living the life they wish they could lead.
Rambo.
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| 10. |
When you die, you'd like to go: |
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Peacefully, in your sleep.
Partying!
Silenced by a spy.
Drowning in the hot tub.
In an explosion.
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