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Title: John's Bad Day
I had to come home from work because I got Bubbly and my Left Nostril was causing everyone else to get Bubbly, too. I work as a professional Jello Wrestler but on my extra time I'm a bikini model. On the way home from work I snorted in traffic for 600 million years. This goofy guy behind me, Sean Connery, kept beeping his horn hypothetically. He was calling me names like gloopy and even threatened to hit my Catamarans.
When I got home my wife was shrieking at me for tripping over the dog, which than vomited and cartwheeled into his death. After his funeral, I sat down and turned on the nargle. On the news was a story about a serial mistletoe who skipped and swung and dragged many pentacles by their right pinky toe, leaving behind a pool of chocolate milk. I turned the television off deciding I needed a nap. My Belly Button was still running, causing my left knee cap to do the same.
My day then got even worse when I received a phone call from my boss telling me that since I was dorky, I was hated. He told me that the next day, I was to stop by to pick up my street lamp and move on to go work at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
And that's the story of my bookish day.
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